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[A kid with rad shades on adjusts the feed, and if you look closely you can see his left eyebrow is twitching a little.]

Okay, so. After that, [A pause as he looks off screen, away from the end of cycling road that stretches upwards behind him.] report.

[Twitching in that eyebrow just gets worse. It has nearly reached out of control levels. Dave mutters a few swear words and steps out of the frame after kicking the stand on his bike down so it stays in place. He appears a moment later.]

Anyway. Getting to the point of all this. First off, newcomers, yo. Yes this is a real place and if you got questions, just ask'em.

[He holds up a hand and a large Salamence with pointy shades lands quietly at his side.]

To anyone around longer than a week. There was a survey going round before about gathering up who has rolled through here and what worlds have the most representation. We were looking for patterns or something like that. Couldn't find the results, for those of you I talked to. I figure we might as well do another one.

I'll even forgo my red text and do this properly. Because it isn't a joke, it's a fact finding tour of the gear network.

[It switches to text from here.]

Name (obvious)
How many people are here from your universe? (if i need to explain this one shame on you dudes)
How many people have BEEN here from your universe?(as in what people are no longer here and how many times)
What's your universe even like? (what was the most common what themes etc)
How long have you been here? (someone remind me if i forgot anything from the last one)

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Would you rather I had gone with "there's only one way I can think to make rain and I don't think anybody would like that"? Because I could have gone that route if it would make you happier.

[#mature]

[His shoulders twitch. Then he laughs. Dave shakes his head while shoulders keep twitching. He can't hide the amusement in his voice.] Oh my god. You're a sick man, John. How would you make it hail? Piss cubes?

Hey now, I had the decency not to say it until you complained about my alternative. Clearly, I am not the only sick one here.

Also, excuse you but I could rock the hell out of a spandex body suit. Who would want to unsee that?

Too many to list. [Not even missing a beat at all. Maturity at its finest.]

Never said I wasn't warped, look who raised me. That's like a walking flag of all spawn brought up under this hand will be weird. Even genetically there's no chance to avoid it. Rose is a lot like Bro.

Like a lot.

Pffftttt. She may have inherited some of his weirdness but at least Rose would never do something like send you an intricately detailed picture of a whale penis.

I think you are overexaggerating just a bit there.

[No John. She really can be terrible when she wants to, you haven't seen shit.]

[He pushes his shades up and leans forward.] Stare into my eyes, bro. Do these look like the eyes of a liar? You remember that she used to try to climb insi-

Okay, I'm not even going to lie to myself, she tries to get inside my head every day.

You haven't seen the face of the abyss yet.

[John shrugs.]

Hey as long as the abyss doesn't involve hypo-realistic sea mammal peen, you won't hear me complaining too much. That's all I'm saying.

Mention it to Rose. She'll be sure to help you with that. [He's not even trolling just suggesting John's doom.]

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