moveslikestrider | [Video ---> Text]

[A kid with rad shades on adjusts the feed, and if you look closely you can see his left eyebrow is twitching a little.]

Okay, so. After that, [A pause as he looks off screen, away from the end of cycling road that stretches upwards behind him.] report.

[Twitching in that eyebrow just gets worse. It has nearly reached out of control levels. Dave mutters a few swear words and steps out of the frame after kicking the stand on his bike down so it stays in place. He appears a moment later.]

Anyway. Getting to the point of all this. First off, newcomers, yo. Yes this is a real place and if you got questions, just ask'em.

[He holds up a hand and a large Salamence with pointy shades lands quietly at his side.]

To anyone around longer than a week. There was a survey going round before about gathering up who has rolled through here and what worlds have the most representation. We were looking for patterns or something like that. Couldn't find the results, for those of you I talked to. I figure we might as well do another one.

I'll even forgo my red text and do this properly. Because it isn't a joke, it's a fact finding tour of the gear network.

[It switches to text from here.]

Name (obvious)
How many people are here from your universe? (if i need to explain this one shame on you dudes)
How many people have BEEN here from your universe?(as in what people are no longer here and how many times)
What's your universe even like? (what was the most common what themes etc)
How long have you been here? (someone remind me if i forgot anything from the last one)

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i like just jelly sandwiches
and arent we sorta born of slime anyway
so technically eating jelly is cannibalism
are you a cannibal john

are you a grape, dave?
i think we might be safe on jelly.

now im thinking about ectoslime sanwiches
thank you guys

i think we know people who would actually eat those too

you're welcome.

hey, idk about you but i will try anything once. ｡◕‿◕｡

Edited 2013-08-23 21:16 (UTC)

what is that
are those shining eyes
its so cute!
but why

i think they are supposed to be shining eyes, yes.
i was going for the "cute yet slightly unnerving at the same time" look.
since we're talking about slime cannibals.
so that's why.
or did you mean why would i try anything once?
because that's a no-brainer: how do you know if you won't like something if you don't even try it!!