☀Dave Strider☀ [TG] turntechGodhead (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
moveslikestrider) wrote2013-11-25 05:52 pm
moveslikestrider) wrote2013-11-25 05:52 pm
Scratch it [Video] Fourth wall [Action for Golden Rod]
[In the Game Corner at one of the tables a Dave in a black pants suit peels the wrapper off of a candy cane and peers at the spread on the table.]
I'm telling you, that asshole over there is cheating. It's all over his face, look at him.
[The person being pointed at cracks open a bottle of apple juice and takes a swig. Unlike the other Dave he's a little older with a shade monocle. His clothes aren't so fancy, just a plain shirt and jeans assemble as he fiddles with the stack of Doritos to his left.]
Look you just want to see me lose all of my hard earned chips. What's the world coming to these days that some wet behind the ears little snob can jeopardize a good game.
[A third Dave is the one people are used to seeing around. He waves a chip at the other two.] This is exactly what I've been saying but you weren't listening to me.
See. I warned you bro.
But do you listen? Nooooo.
[A fourth Dave, dressed in his red God-Tier pyjamas and with a Drifloon hat sat upon his head, fiddles with the stack of chips beside him to line them up perfectly before shifting his candy cane in his mouth to speak.]
Holy shit. I can’t believe this is even happening. Why is this happening.
[He reaches out to pick up a couple of his chips, tossing them into the center and looking at the first two Daves.]
How about instead of arguing you take these final moments to kiss your chips goodbye. Tell them you love them and give them a fond farewell before I rake them in.
I'm not giving them a weeping send off because I'll be opening my arms to the wide world of your precious cheesy friends.
[The third Dave responds as he leans back to study the cards going down on the table. He checks his cards and nods to the monocle wearing Dave. He's slid over a card as he discards one.] This is happening because every time the world goes wacko other versions of us show up. I'm just keeping you all in one place.
[ooc: Tags will be answered bymoveslikestrider, ollieoutie, realslimstrider or shaggy2cape]
I'm telling you, that asshole over there is cheating. It's all over his face, look at him.
[The person being pointed at cracks open a bottle of apple juice and takes a swig. Unlike the other Dave he's a little older with a shade monocle. His clothes aren't so fancy, just a plain shirt and jeans assemble as he fiddles with the stack of Doritos to his left.]
Look you just want to see me lose all of my hard earned chips. What's the world coming to these days that some wet behind the ears little snob can jeopardize a good game.
[A third Dave is the one people are used to seeing around. He waves a chip at the other two.] This is exactly what I've been saying but you weren't listening to me.
See. I warned you bro.
But do you listen? Nooooo.
[A fourth Dave, dressed in his red God-Tier pyjamas and with a Drifloon hat sat upon his head, fiddles with the stack of chips beside him to line them up perfectly before shifting his candy cane in his mouth to speak.]
Holy shit. I can’t believe this is even happening. Why is this happening.
[He reaches out to pick up a couple of his chips, tossing them into the center and looking at the first two Daves.]
How about instead of arguing you take these final moments to kiss your chips goodbye. Tell them you love them and give them a fond farewell before I rake them in.
I'm not giving them a weeping send off because I'll be opening my arms to the wide world of your precious cheesy friends.
[The third Dave responds as he leans back to study the cards going down on the table. He checks his cards and nods to the monocle wearing Dave. He's slid over a card as he discards one.] This is happening because every time the world goes wacko other versions of us show up. I'm just keeping you all in one place.
[ooc: Tags will be answered by
moveslikestrider, ollieoutie, realslimstrider or shaggy2cape]
action;
What's with the flashing there. That looks a bit like time travel.
[His lips twitch. Hard to say if he wants to smile or frown. He's the mysterious elder of the group.]
You should leave that stuff to the professionals.
action;
[He squints, staring at the older Dave with something like recognition dawning over his face.]
I've seen you before. You decapitated those jokers from ICP! How did I not... hooooly shit you're scratched Dave. [It's all coming together now.]
action;
[It's like Christmas up in here. He leans back, still tall despite sitting down.] So if that wasn't time travel, what was it?
action;
[He tries to pretend that his post-scratch self has nothing to do with the Batterwitch or her evil company. He still can't believe that any version of himself would actually keep that name...]
But it's like...some kind of surreal, history altering... reality hopping... magic power.
[A beat.] Look it's not time travel, okay? At least not normal time travel because it doesn't follow the normal rules!!