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[moveslikestrider]

[First thing you see? A Duskull is peering into the pokegear. It's red eyes bore into the screen before someone speaks up.]

Hey Slim Shady! Didn't I tell you to stop staring at that? It's like you don't even listen anymore. I'm the dad in this situation and I keep telling you to go the fuck to bed.

[The ghost drifts away from the screen and gives good view of the approaching Dave Strider apple in hand. His hair is an artful mess that really needs cut before it gets any worse. Pacing along beside him is Lady B who is now a Rapiddash. He looks to the flaming horse and sighs.]

Can't take him anywhere I swear. It's like he's looking around for dinner. [Slim Shady the Duskull drifts over to Dave who sets his hands on his hips, opens his mouth and manages to get out 'you fed an hour ago- before he's bowled over by a Krookodile. The apple goes flying.]

Nak nak nak nak nak!

Hey!

[Nakadile gets the apple, and cuts it in half, sharing it with Lady B. The feed is cut by Dratini.]

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[moveslikestrider]

Once, you say. You could have went hey no stop that shit, more than once. Or I dunno stopped it.

What? You're just jelly, I look great with longer hair. [He tosses his head once as if to prove it.]

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[tentacletrainer]

John is an unstoppable machine. To attempt to cease his work is a death wish to end all death wishes. Plus I'm kind of his girlfriend and kind of your little sister. It's in both of these job descriptions to let him tease you as he pleases.

And please. You have nothing on me. [[And a flip of her own hair. Just look at those gorgeous golden locks and be envious, Dave.]]

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[moveslikestrider]

Naturally, and you find it hilarious. Don't deny it.

[He rolls his eyes behind his shades and folds his arms over his chest.] Nope, you haven't convinced me. I'm still the reigning king here. And I'm not cutting it.

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[tentacletrainer]

I don't find it hilarious. I merely find it a healthy amount of enjoyable. Dave, the longer that gets, the more you'll lose whatever delusional status you hold. I will only grow more beautiful with the length.

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[moveslikestrider]

I think you're the only delusional one here. And I can prove it.

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[tentacletrainer]

Can not.

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[moveslikestrider]

Can too.

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[tentacletrainer]

Can not.

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[moveslikestrider]

Can too.

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[tentacletrainer]

Can not.

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[moveslikestrider]

Can too.

Video; jesus christ they are five years old

[tentacletrainer]

Can not.

Video; fifteen going on five

[moveslikestrider]

Can too times two.

Video; how do they have friends

[tentacletrainer]

Can not times ten. Times two is not an intimidating modifier.

Video; this is a great mystery

[moveslikestrider]

Can too times forty. It was just intended to bait you. Look at you, sliding right into my little trap.

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[tentacletrainer]

Can not times a hundred. And oh? Look at you being assertive. [[Have a wink, Dave.]]

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[moveslikestrider]

Can too times two hundred twenty four. [He twitches at the wink.] Oh no. No, no no no. You are not starting that. I'm on to you. I know your tricks.

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[tentacletrainer]

What tricks, Dave? I have no idea what you're talking about. [[Listen to that sickeningly sweet tone of voice.]]

...

Also can not times three hundred and seventy two.

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[moveslikestrider]

Those tricks. The ones you're doing right now. [He pauses waiting for a few seconds.]

Can too times four hundred thirteen.

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[tentacletrainer]

There are no tricks going on right now. I promise as your baby sister. And you so can not! Can not times five hundred and twenty one!

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[moveslikestrider]

She says as she winks slyly and once again reminds him of all the Freudian faux pas he's ever made. I so can too! Can too times six hundred and sixty six!

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[tentacletrainer]

I'm not reminding you of anything. I am simply your loving baby sister. What is so wrong about that? And no way. Can not. Can not times at least a few thousands.

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[moveslikestrider]

Nothing wrong with it, so long as you don't sink your fingers in my skull and make me your summer home again. Yes way. Hey hey, can too. Can too times a few hundred thousands.

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[tentacletrainer]

Don't you worry about a thing, brother dear. My fingers are far more imbedded in...

[[She has to stop and think for a second.]]

Actually, I haven't stretched these fingers in a while. Huh.

And no. You most certainly can not. Can not times a few millions and a boon.

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[moveslikestrider]

[He blinks. Twice. Wow, she hasn't eaten anyone's soul or buried her needles into their HEAD?]

Let's keep it that way. Actually, no. So long as it's not my head, go for broke.

I most certainly can so, have at thee. Can too a few hundred millions and a boonbond.