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moveslikestrider) wrote2012-11-08 01:24 am
moveslikestrider) wrote2012-11-08 01:24 am
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[Video] 02
[First thing you see? A Duskull is peering into the pokegear. It's red eyes bore into the screen before someone speaks up.]
Hey Slim Shady! Didn't I tell you to stop staring at that? It's like you don't even listen anymore. I'm the dad in this situation and I keep telling you to go the fuck to bed.
[The ghost drifts away from the screen and gives good view of the approaching Dave Strider apple in hand. His hair is an artful mess that really needs cut before it gets any worse. Pacing along beside him is Lady B who is now a Rapiddash. He looks to the flaming horse and sighs.]
Can't take him anywhere I swear. It's like he's looking around for dinner. [Slim Shady the Duskull drifts over to Dave who sets his hands on his hips, opens his mouth and manages to get out 'you fed an hour ago- before he's bowled over by a Krookodile. The apple goes flying.]
Nak nak nak nak nak!
Hey!
[Nakadile gets the apple, and cuts it in half, sharing it with Lady B. The feed is cut by Dratini.]
Hey Slim Shady! Didn't I tell you to stop staring at that? It's like you don't even listen anymore. I'm the dad in this situation and I keep telling you to go the fuck to bed.
[The ghost drifts away from the screen and gives good view of the approaching Dave Strider apple in hand. His hair is an artful mess that really needs cut before it gets any worse. Pacing along beside him is Lady B who is now a Rapiddash. He looks to the flaming horse and sighs.]
Can't take him anywhere I swear. It's like he's looking around for dinner. [Slim Shady the Duskull drifts over to Dave who sets his hands on his hips, opens his mouth and manages to get out 'you fed an hour ago- before he's bowled over by a Krookodile. The apple goes flying.]
Nak nak nak nak nak!
Hey!
[Nakadile gets the apple, and cuts it in half, sharing it with Lady B. The feed is cut by Dratini.]
audio; 4/4
[YEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!! B)]
Audio; 1/??
[But holy shit, John wants a rap off? Is that what's going on here?]
Audio 2/??
Audio; 3/??
Like getting in tha PROCESS. He starts tapping his foot and his pokemon have been around him along enough to immediately all start up a beat. Lady B's hooves and Krookdile making some sort of sound so it all sounds like pshh psh chch bumBUM BUM psh.]
Audio 4/4 I am the lamest human to ever exist
Just you wait, I'm kicking down the gate!
Gonna stride right in, like I own the whole tin.
no you are the best and it's just going to be audio on his end till further notice
[He thought he did pretty well for a first attempt! Save for that one little flub up. But he's determined not to do that again. Oh my god though pokebeatboxing this just got about 10x lamer. But you know what?]
[Who cares.]
[This is actually kind of fun.]
You can sure try, I mean I have no business trying to stop a guy.
Especially one on a mission, even if he should take his hand off the dial and step out of the kitchen.
Because you are heading for disaster, let me just remind you that you're dealing with the pranking master!!
[Yeah he's...focusing too much on the rhyming part and not enough on the part where the lines are supposed to be short. And, you know, be kind of even on both sides. He keeps having to take breaths in really awkward places.]
[He's trying though. He really, really is. If Dave can attempt a prank-off, John can attempt a rap-off.]
audio until further notice and this took a while to come up with
Heading for disaster? You mean gonna be a master.
Take a step back, and maybe I won't give you some flack.
Better hurry before I drop this fire right in your face.
Come on you know this ain't your place.
You're stepping on my turf.
I'll wash you away with my surf.
So this is your final warning,
Wouldn't want to put my sister in mourning.