[003 - Video] Fourth Wall, baby.

[moveslikestrider]

[Guess what got returned to one Dave Strider? It wasn't snacks that's for sure. He's back in his Godtier red and loving it. Though how he managed to end up on Lady B's back and why she's fine with it. He has no idea.

He's a knight and he's on a damn horse.]

Ok. Who did what. I have to know. There's no way this isn't the product of someone's twisted mind. Or maybe I'm dreaming in which case, fucking bravo this is the best and weirdest dream I've ever had.

[Clippity clop, goes his Rapiddash as he leans forward to talk to her.]

If you find me a spot to slip off I'll do it. My fat ass is probably not what you wanted to cart around. I got my shit back so I can time warp all over.

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[moveslikestrider]

...shut up. Yours is way worse old heir of the wind sock. They put you up at air ports to direct traffic and go yeah the wind is coming from that way today. Ho shit, we better make sure to alert ground control. [He yanks his hood down with a little huff.]

This thing is too hot to wear up any way.

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[ghostytrainer]

Oh shit, sick burn alert! Or it would be if I had any idea what you were talking about.

[Still no powers on his end. Maybe one day he will get a glimpse of his rad god tier jammies that have a totally awesome, not dumb hood. But today is not that day.]

So what that's...a god tier outfit, right?

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[moveslikestrider]

You can tell reserve that seat in the burn ward, because you'll be needing it.

[He scratches under Lady's jaw with one hand as he talks.] Yeah, this is the knight outfit. Rose's has this hood that covers her eyes. Assuming it has to do with being a seer.

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[ghostytrainer]

[Hold the phone.]

...she has a hood that covers her eyes. When she's...a seer.

[SBURB, that makes no sense what.]

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[moveslikestrider]

Yep. Bet they were thinking you know what we need a seer that can't see. Holy shit that's brillant, now let's drag the hood over the eyes. First Godtier death is tripping over your own feet. Shit yeah let me sign up and reprint that. Fund it.

It's really dumb.

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[ghostytrainer]

Sounds like it. Oh god... [Sudden realization.] it's that same bright macaroni and cheese color as Vriska's, isn't it? Since Rose is a light player too?

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[moveslikestrider]

She looks like she got attacked by a street worker painting traffic cones, yeah.