[003 - Video] Fourth Wall, baby.

[moveslikestrider]

[Guess what got returned to one Dave Strider? It wasn't snacks that's for sure. He's back in his Godtier red and loving it. Though how he managed to end up on Lady B's back and why she's fine with it. He has no idea.

He's a knight and he's on a damn horse.]

Ok. Who did what. I have to know. There's no way this isn't the product of someone's twisted mind. Or maybe I'm dreaming in which case, fucking bravo this is the best and weirdest dream I've ever had.

[Clippity clop, goes his Rapiddash as he leans forward to talk to her.]

If you find me a spot to slip off I'll do it. My fat ass is probably not what you wanted to cart around. I got my shit back so I can time warp all over.

Comments

[Video]

[thecatspawjamas]

[ he doesn't realize it's actually recording and he's not texting anyone, but have the face of this gentlemanly kid as he concentrates very hard on his keypad, thumbs moving into the bottom of the frame every once in a while as he continues typing. ]

Confound it why isn't this working...this can't be that hard to figure out, Christ.

[ sorry you're his first pokegear victim, dave. ]

[Action] Fuck it matching icons ftw even if this guy's not on a horse

[urnewkingbitch]

[Dang, it's actually pretty weird to see another Dave on a fucking flaming unicorn Pokemon.]

If this is a dream, then I want to know who the fuck slipped what into my drink before I went to sleep.

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[turntechgoddess]

[Wow okay, suddenly this is a lot more interesting than dealing with a psycho clown and wondering where it's tits went.

Have a familiar looking girl with a mildly bloody shoulder sitting on a Blaziken.]

Sup.

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[timelymaid]

Didn't you miss it? I did! It's much easier.

[festertongue]

[She's not exactly new to ending up in bizarre new worlds but this one seems rather more cotton-candy than the last. Outfitted with a communicator and a bizarre gaseous creature that says gastly gastly gaaaaaaastly again and again... there must be some hideous catch to this, right?

It's actually a relief to see Dave! She's playing it cool but at least one person has got her back.]

The weirdest you've ever had, really?

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[ghostytrainer]

[For a second, John just stares at Dave with a vacant expression. Then...]

Snrk...

[Oh my god he is trying so hard not to laugh. SO HARD, DO YOU UNDERSTAND? But That hood.]

Nice hood. [He manages not to bust out laughing, but utterly fails to keep something even resembling a straight face.]

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[laws]

Deputy what are you doing.

[because you know what it looks like to AR? NOT FIXING THE ILLEGAL SHIT LITTERED THROUGHOUT THIS WORLD

he will partially excuse you if you've actually been drugged but otherwise this is really a poor showing for an officer of the law]

voice;

[sermonize]

How does one not burn?

[action]

[semipotence]

[Here's someone else who's been having fun with their powers, though in her case these are completely new to her.]

Hi, Dave!

Nice cape!