[003 - Video] Fourth Wall, baby.

[moveslikestrider]

[Guess what got returned to one Dave Strider? It wasn't snacks that's for sure. He's back in his Godtier red and loving it. Though how he managed to end up on Lady B's back and why she's fine with it. He has no idea.

He's a knight and he's on a damn horse.]

Ok. Who did what. I have to know. There's no way this isn't the product of someone's twisted mind. Or maybe I'm dreaming in which case, fucking bravo this is the best and weirdest dream I've ever had.

[Clippity clop, goes his Rapiddash as he leans forward to talk to her.]

If you find me a spot to slip off I'll do it. My fat ass is probably not what you wanted to cart around. I got my shit back so I can time warp all over.

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[thecatspawjamas]

[ he doesn't realize it's actually recording and he's not texting anyone, but have the face of this gentlemanly kid as he concentrates very hard on his keypad, thumbs moving into the bottom of the frame every once in a while as he continues typing. ]

Confound it why isn't this working...this can't be that hard to figure out, Christ.

[ sorry you're his first pokegear victim, dave. ]

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[moveslikestrider]

..dude you're already recording. Chill out. [It's cool, he'll break it to him like a brick in the face.]

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[thecatspawjamas]

[ that startles him, and he looks at the screen with wide, surprised eyes. kind of like a cat. ]

What? I am?

[Video] La fin~

[thecatspawjamas]

[ he clears his throat, backing up a little from the screen. ]

Well then. As I was attempting to say, or ask really, why does this have to come from the mind of someone twisted? You're a knight, right?

[ your outfit kind of looks like a knight. just, without the armor but who is he to judge Pokemon world knights? ]

What is so wrong with the picture?

[Action] Fuck it matching icons ftw even if this guy's not on a horse

[urnewkingbitch]

[Dang, it's actually pretty weird to see another Dave on a fucking flaming unicorn Pokemon.]

If this is a dream, then I want to know who the fuck slipped what into my drink before I went to sleep.

[Action]hhahaha

[moveslikestrider]

Spoilers, it was probably our sister. She's tired of our sleep issues. Intervention had to happen. [He pats Lady B's neck and she snorts at him, as he slides off.]

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[urnewkingbitch]

Normally, that wouldn't surprise me, but where I was about five minutes ago, there's been no sis around to drug me up for a while now. Speakin' of "where," the fuck am I?

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[turntechgoddess]

[Wow okay, suddenly this is a lot more interesting than dealing with a psycho clown and wondering where it's tits went.

Have a familiar looking girl with a mildly bloody shoulder sitting on a Blaziken.]

Sup.

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[moveslikestrider]

...Yo. [There's all kinds of not right about this. But damned if he'll be the one to flip out first.]

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[turntechgoddess]

[No way she's going to let herself flip out, she already slipped up once with that dealing with the clown and paid the price. One time a day is too much already.]

So aside from shit being awkward, got an idea of what the fuck is going on? Cause other than general clusterfuck of time and space I've got nothing.

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[timelymaid]

Didn't you miss it? I did! It's much easier.

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[moveslikestrider]

You know, I think I did. Now I feel all complete and shit. It's like I dunno you know how you feel when you get this feeling you're going the wrong way? Sort of like that, only I tripped and fell flat on my face for a while. Just laid there all uncool and not wanting to deal with anything. But now I'm back in the red rad red and time playering it up.

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[timelymaid]

That is the best sort of playering! I think that without the intimate awareness of time that came with our aspect I felt rather at sea, too.

[festertongue]

[She's not exactly new to ending up in bizarre new worlds but this one seems rather more cotton-candy than the last. Outfitted with a communicator and a bizarre gaseous creature that says gastly gastly gaaaaaaastly again and again... there must be some hideous catch to this, right?

It's actually a relief to see Dave! She's playing it cool but at least one person has got her back.]

The weirdest you've ever had, really?

[moveslikestrider]

Well not the weirdest. There was that one time I ate a moldy cookie and had some experience we're not talking about.

I take it you're from out of town because Rose around here is a Guru on the Pokemon shit. If you find her just ask her about eevee. I dare you.

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[ghostytrainer]

[For a second, John just stares at Dave with a vacant expression. Then...]

Snrk...

[Oh my god he is trying so hard not to laugh. SO HARD, DO YOU UNDERSTAND? But That hood.]

Nice hood. [He manages not to bust out laughing, but utterly fails to keep something even resembling a straight face.]

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[moveslikestrider]

...shut up. Yours is way worse old heir of the wind sock. They put you up at air ports to direct traffic and go yeah the wind is coming from that way today. Ho shit, we better make sure to alert ground control. [He yanks his hood down with a little huff.]

This thing is too hot to wear up any way.

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[ghostytrainer]

Oh shit, sick burn alert! Or it would be if I had any idea what you were talking about.

[Still no powers on his end. Maybe one day he will get a glimpse of his rad god tier jammies that have a totally awesome, not dumb hood. But today is not that day.]

So what that's...a god tier outfit, right?

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[laws]

Deputy what are you doing.

[because you know what it looks like to AR? NOT FIXING THE ILLEGAL SHIT LITTERED THROUGHOUT THIS WORLD

he will partially excuse you if you've actually been drugged but otherwise this is really a poor showing for an officer of the law]

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[moveslikestrider]

Depu-what? [He looks over the neck of his prized rapiddash. Because this feels weirdly familiar.] Yo?

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[laws]

I did not deputize you for you to ride around with no license yoing. This world is swarming with crimes and I cannot apprehend everyone by myself.

[can you feel the disappointment from that one visible eye? can you? it's practically bursting through the screen]

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[sermonize]

How does one not burn?

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[moveslikestrider]

That's because she likes me. We've been bros for months now, so I guess she decided it was time she help me more ways than she already did.

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[semipotence]

[Here's someone else who's been having fun with their powers, though in her case these are completely new to her.]

Hi, Dave!

Nice cape!

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[moveslikestrider]

[He brightens imperceptibly and salutes with his sword flat against his forehead. It falls, disappearing as he guides Lady B to tro over to her.] Hey, looking good there Harley.