[003 - Video] Fourth Wall, baby.

[moveslikestrider]

[Guess what got returned to one Dave Strider? It wasn't snacks that's for sure. He's back in his Godtier red and loving it. Though how he managed to end up on Lady B's back and why she's fine with it. He has no idea.

He's a knight and he's on a damn horse.]

Ok. Who did what. I have to know. There's no way this isn't the product of someone's twisted mind. Or maybe I'm dreaming in which case, fucking bravo this is the best and weirdest dream I've ever had.

[Clippity clop, goes his Rapiddash as he leans forward to talk to her.]

If you find me a spot to slip off I'll do it. My fat ass is probably not what you wanted to cart around. I got my shit back so I can time warp all over.

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[laws]

You better remember it because I do not have the time to go through all the procedures and protocols again! I suppose that you may call me AR but what is more important than my name is that I am an officer of the law.

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[moveslikestrider]

Yeah and dude you're a long way from the medium. Like, ages away. Stuck in the land of furry critters and crazy rockets.

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[laws]

I have been away from my original jurisdiction long before ever being kidnapped and left here. The law is the law.

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[moveslikestrider]

You know laws shift to suit specific places right? The law is the law, yeah but the law has to suit the people not be governed and decided by a tyrant.

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[laws]

Exactly. That is why we are going to have to go through this place and clean things up because it looks like the local law enforcement has been ridiculously lax.

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[moveslikestrider]

Or maybe they're busy. Because you know, Team Rocket is a huge problem.

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[laws]

If this team is such a huge problem then we will just have to deal with that as well. Where is the largest jail?

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[moveslikestrider]

From here? Probably Saffron city. You never answered me on who are. I know what. You got into my head and said things. How?

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[laws]

I used a keyboard, much like I am doing now but with less pictures. But that is still not the most pressing issue at hand right now and really can wait until later if you are so fixated on it.

[seriously dude this is like lamenting the fact there's mud on your shirt while a city is collapsing around you]

Right now we will meet in front of the slammer as soon as possible and plan how we will go about cleaning up this district! It will be good to finally work with someone instead of shouldering all of the judiciary action.

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[moveslikestrider]

No, the mysterious as been solved. Everyone locked up and went home already because the work day is fucking over.

[Hey, it was just a question ok.]

Sounds legit. I'll show up right on time, even if I'm technically late. All hail the dude with all the time. I'm on a horse. I'm everywhere.

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[laws]

If you are everywhere and everyone has been jailed thwn there has been a tremendous explosion in crime in the ten minutes I have been here. We are going to have to have a talk about your methods because I think they are lacking quite a bit.

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[moveslikestrider]

[He laughs silently, shoulders moving a little as he snickers.] Wow, lighten up here. I was using a metaphor. So are we doing this buddy cop style or what?

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[laws]

I do not give a damn about metaphors. [let's be real, he probably doesn't even know what a metaphor is] We are definitely doing this. Not making it happen is not an option.