[003 - Video] Fourth Wall, baby.

[moveslikestrider]

[Guess what got returned to one Dave Strider? It wasn't snacks that's for sure. He's back in his Godtier red and loving it. Though how he managed to end up on Lady B's back and why she's fine with it. He has no idea.

He's a knight and he's on a damn horse.]

Ok. Who did what. I have to know. There's no way this isn't the product of someone's twisted mind. Or maybe I'm dreaming in which case, fucking bravo this is the best and weirdest dream I've ever had.

[Clippity clop, goes his Rapiddash as he leans forward to talk to her.]

If you find me a spot to slip off I'll do it. My fat ass is probably not what you wanted to cart around. I got my shit back so I can time warp all over.

Comments

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[urnewkingbitch]

So far, that's John's problem.

[Pfffft.] Not sure he believes you.

Pretty much. I'm gonna guess and say that you've already got your retaliation in the works?

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[moveslikestrider]

John's shorter than me. And yeah, I'm not sure he believes me either. [Seppucrow perches on his shoulder as he smirks like a cheshire cat.]

Course I do. That's gonna be a thing whether he likes it or not. I just have to port around and find it.

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[urnewkingbitch]

Shit, Wonderland must be fuckin' around with our heights 'cause he's definitely taller than me.

Oh, yeah? Care to fill me in?

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[moveslikestrider]

Probably. Another way to see how fast we lose our minds.

I know a very 'huggy' pokemon I can train to be a face hugger.

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[urnewkingbitch]

If it's not Sburb, it's other places fuckin' around.

Now that I'd pay to see everyday.

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[moveslikestrider]

Of course, because we can't have any peace. That's just crazy talk between two old dudes in an asylum. What is the quiet life? Not for brash adventurous kids like us.

I'm going to record the first reaction of the face hugger action. Replay that shit until it's seared into my brain. He's coming for you bro, look at all his fuzz glory of loving up on your mug. Totally not lethal so remember to breathe when he's doing getting busy.