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you straddled that mountain and got yourself a shameless feel
what am i supposed to think??

It was just a grope!
Groping doesn't always mean that the people involved are doing

well

things!

All I did was touch his ass!

youve been together for a long time
ok
i dont know how this stuff works when its actually going right
in case you didnt notice i sort of failed this class with flying burning colors
so yeah anyway

...
Dave.
You're a teenager and there was no class on romance to take.
You haven't failed anything.
And anyway.
...anyway?
Well...yeah anyway I did.
That thing yeah.

[Fuck. He let that slip out. Welp, let's ignore he even made that error.]

happy for you two
i mean big step right
so how embarrassed is john right now

Dave you should know that you can't change the subject that easily.
ʘ‿ʘ✿
And uh...
Welllll....
He doesn't...know?

how could he not know
you touched it
his excalibur
his holy wand
his joy stick
i could go on

Please dear god don't call it a holy wand.
Wizard or magic wand if you must.
But not holy.
And well...
I may have touched his baloney pony while he was...ah...
Unaware.

have you not heard we consider our meat sticks blessed
we all sit back and pray at least once a sunday
some men weep at the beauty of the holy verses
others just sigh
depends on the guy but we all call it sacred
and you touched this mighty light while thor wasnt aware you were stroking the handle

Oh that's fine.
You may continue doing that.
I just hope you realize that Eridan likely also calls his his "holy wand".
Considering he actually fights with a holy wand.
And yes.
I did.

okay now youre just being cruel
dont tell me that
oh god now i cant stop seeing it
i need bleach
or some other chemical capable of searing that out of my head
also why

I warned you about the wand, bro.
I told you, dog.
And good luck.
And...

Because?

just got curious
you missed a chance for show and tell
and stop telling me about wands oh my god

Edited 2013-06-05 22:33 (UTC)

Oh, so you would like to listen to me rattle on about his penis then?
How thick in hand it was as I gently stroked it, how he whimpered and worried at his lip as I did this, all of those wonderful details?
I had no idea you were that into his dick.
And sorry but wands are sort of my thing, remember?

no
no
stop
no details
i keep telling you im not into dicks
dont even bring my dreams into this either

But Dave.
You don't want to hear about how it fit perfectly into the palm of my hand?
How natural it felt to grip his hammer firmly but gentle at the same time?
How positively adorable it is that he hasn't grown any hair down there yet at all?

stop
i mean it
stop
its against the bro code to hear about each others dicks ok
bro code

And, as your sister, it is in my very nature to break the bro code.
Did you know he's hung like a horse?

i dont go looking fyi to see how other guys are hung
its one of those things i just dont do
especially my bros
stop

And when he asks how you are so intimately familiar with his penis, I will be sure to set the record completely straight.
"John, my handsome stud muffin, he did not go *looking* to see how hung you are."
That will clear everything up.

no you tell him to come talk to me
then ill sort him out
oh my god seriously can we get back to the topic
where you tell me that you are pretty sure youre just ready to move to another level with him or something

Mmm...
Okay.
Dave, I think I'm ready to get naked in front of your bro.
I'm ready for him to place his hands upon my bosom, exploring the body of his future wife with gentle caresses and curious wandering.
I'm ready to be carried to bed and made love to time and time again.
Until my breath is coming in short pants and my body is tingling with pleasure.
I'm ready to give you a niece or a nephew.
Perhaps two or three, even.
I'm so ready.

youre saying in detail just to screw with me arent you
rose
what did i do
was it the staying up late
was it the eating the last of the cereal
was it drooling on mom in my sleep when we both pass out because shes watching law and oddish
im going to stay single forever
forever

No it--
You can't!

and why not
maybe i want to keep my baloney pony pure

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