Well I've been...writing a book. A non-tentacle, no magic porn book. And I...might be interested in getting some opinions on what I have so far. If you would be interested in reading it.
Hey, if you're more interested in the porn I have a lovely story about two boys named Jean and Dale. I'm sure you'd find Dale and his stoic, sunglasses wearing attitude to be enthralling. ;) Cool, thank you. I'll pass you the notebook then.
wow punch a guy right in the gut obviously im cool in every world and youre just in denial about it and john oops i mean jean is just jean hes just uniquely him no matter what anyone else says
No, it's not denial on my part. It's denial on your part. And Jean is the lovable scamp prankster who manages to woo Dale with his naive ways and sweet gestures. And sometimes Dale wonders why he ever dated a prankster because seriously the shaving cream trick is getting old. But Jean always manages to remind him. Usually through great sex.
Oh come on Dave. Do you really think I would write porn about you two? For one; he's my fiance and my fiance alone. And for two; you're my brother. Isn't it like...taboo or something to fantasize about your penis? I'm pretty sure it is. I'm fairly certain there are a lot of things wrong with "I bet my brother is at least 7 or 8 inches long. Yeah. Not as wide as John is, but longer at least. And he's definitely the bottom in that relationship. He tries to top, but let's be honest he would love to have John use his penis on him."
... Of course, now a question rises to the surface. If you really believe I've been so serious, does this mean you want me to fantasize about you and John? Because I have written stories about some of my friends before. I would hate to leave you feeling left out if you actually want a few stories about you and him. ;)
You would so be the bottom! It's not even about if you would or wouldn't like a dick in you. Everything about your character and demeanor when compared to John's screams "Take me now, Mr. Egbert!" John isn't innocent enough to bottom for you two. I mean sure at first you would likely top, but you'd come to love the feeling of him on top of you. Asking you if he's doing alright, worrying at his lower lip with his teeth as he watches you for reactions, not wanting to mess up. It's a classic pairing, Dave.
I haven't written about Dirk yet, but that doesn't mean that I won't. He was quite the charmer after all.
this is a trap i can feel it this is a trap wow fuck you for implying still id want to take it from anyone youre my sister even getting naked together is a no
Ohoho. A threesome fantasy! Curious! And here all I was asking about was whether I would top John or he would top me. Tell me Dave. Why did you immediately jump to the idea of the three of us in bed together?
see i knew this was a trap i knew it you jumped from who would bang who john or me to suddenly you two without warning your answer is i dont want to know but obviously you wear the pants and john is content to let you have your way can we stop now can we go back to what you want me to read that would be so awesome right now id click my heels together
Actually Dave, it wasn't a trap. It was a happy accident. :) But see that's the obvious answer. Of course I would top. I have the poor boy whipped. Even he knows that. However, giving these two character settings it would be far more attractive if he were to top. Trope or not. Though yes, we can move on to that now if you want. Are you in your room? (For the record.) (Out of the three of us, the pecking order of who is topping who would be me, then you, then John.) (But John would be in the middle.) (That way there's no sibling touching.) (That answer should have been obvious.) ;)
Don't worry Dave. All items of a sexual persuasion that I may or may not have purchased are solely for my use on myself. So there are no whips in my arsenal yet.
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...say. I might be able to get that image out of your head, if you're interested in doing me a favor.
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A non-tentacle, no magic porn book.
And I...might be interested in getting some opinions on what I have so far.
If you would be interested in reading it.
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are you sick
are you dying
yeah sure ill read it
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I'm sure you'd find Dale and his stoic, sunglasses wearing attitude to be enthralling. ;)
Cool, thank you.
I'll pass you the notebook then.
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youre not seriously writing porn of me and john are you
this is revenge for drinking from the carton last week isnt it
August 10th; Text; wow didn't get a notif for this?
But hey, I didn't say it was about someone named Dave and John, now did I?
August 10th; Text;dw is a jerk to you
dale being a stoic master of cool and shades
how is that not obvious
i bet hes tall and blond too
August 10th; Text; it hates me it's true
You think Dale is supposed to be you?
LMAO.
Dave how does that sound like you at all?
I mean in what world are you cool?
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obviously im cool in every world and youre just in denial about it
and john oops i mean jean is just jean
hes just uniquely him no matter what anyone else says
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It's denial on your part.
And Jean is the lovable scamp prankster who manages to woo Dale with his naive ways and sweet gestures.
And sometimes Dale wonders why he ever dated a prankster because seriously the shaving cream trick is getting old.
But Jean always manages to remind him.
Usually through great sex.
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Do you really think I would write porn about you two?
For one; he's my fiance and my fiance alone.
And for two; you're my brother.
Isn't it like...taboo or something to fantasize about your penis?
I'm pretty sure it is.
I'm fairly certain there are a lot of things wrong with "I bet my brother is at least 7 or 8 inches long.
Yeah.
Not as wide as John is, but longer at least.
And he's definitely the bottom in that relationship.
He tries to top, but let's be honest he would love to have John use his penis on him."
...
Of course, now a question rises to the surface.
If you really believe I've been so serious, does this mean you want me to fantasize about you and John?
Because I have written stories about some of my friends before.
I would hate to leave you feeling left out if you actually want a few stories about you and him. ;)
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for one i would not be the bottom holy shit you got that way wrong
i would not be the one with a dick up in me
nope
nadda
and no???
i dont want any stories going on about me and oh my god does this mean you wrote about dirk while he was HERE??
wait
wait what the fuck how do you know im
i
im locking the bathroom door from now on
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It's not even about if you would or wouldn't like a dick in you.
Everything about your character and demeanor when compared to John's screams "Take me now, Mr. Egbert!"
John isn't innocent enough to bottom for you two.
I mean sure at first you would likely top, but you'd come to love the feeling of him on top of you.
Asking you if he's doing alright, worrying at his lower lip with his teeth as he watches you for reactions, not wanting to mess up.
It's a classic pairing, Dave.
I haven't written about Dirk yet, but that doesn't mean that I won't.
He was quite the charmer after all.
So is it 7 or 8?
;)
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what
no
stop
no??
the whole top vs bottom thing is a trope and thats not actually how people wo
no??
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Alright then, who do you think would top?
John or I?
No what?
So is it a nine instead?
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Answer the question Dave.
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i can feel it this is a trap
wow fuck you for implying still id want to take it from anyone
youre my sister even getting naked together is a no
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A threesome fantasy!
Curious!
And here all I was asking about was whether I would top John or he would top me.
Tell me Dave.
Why did you immediately jump to the idea of the three of us in bed together?
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i knew it
you jumped from who would bang who john or me to suddenly you two without warning
your answer is i dont want to know but obviously you wear the pants and john is content to let you have your way
can we stop now
can we go back to what you want me to read
that would be so awesome right now id click my heels together
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It was a happy accident. :)
But see that's the obvious answer.
Of course I would top.
I have the poor boy whipped.
Even he knows that.
However, giving these two character settings it would be far more attractive if he were to top.
Trope or not.
Though yes, we can move on to that now if you want.
Are you in your room?
(For the record.)
(Out of the three of us, the pecking order of who is topping who would be me, then you, then John.)
(But John would be in the middle.)
(That way there's no sibling touching.)
(That answer should have been obvious.)
;)
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All items of a sexual persuasion that I may or may not have purchased are solely for my use on myself.
So there are no whips in my arsenal yet.
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