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moveslikestrider) wrote2030-12-24 03:20 pm
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Dave: Get your damn gear.
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moveslikestrider) wrote2030-12-24 03:20 pm
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i have a third pizza sitting here waiting for the slaughter
the question is do i eat it
or do i save it
most of me is saving to devour it like it owes me money
have you tried exercising until you get tired
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That sounds so good.
You owe me once we're in the same general area again.
And obviously you should save it.
Let it sit a while.
Think about all the dough it owes you.
You have to let these punks stew in their own fear-induced sweat, Dave.
But act gracious about it.
Tell it how long it has to produce the kale.
It's got a day, start with that.
And make sure to inform it that you're doing this out of the kindness of your heart.
After all, you *could* just kill him now.
He's owed you for how long now?
But you're not going to do that.
You're going to be a nice guy.
Give him a chance to cough up the bacon.
And then, even if he delivers, you shoot him anyway.
After that you tie some cheesey blocks to his feet and drop him into the harbor to swim with the fishes.
I can't.
John's got me in another death grip and I have sleeping babies all over me.
Stella and Baby are too precious to wake up.
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just for clarification
holy shit are you rambling
i think youre letting the sweet monologues flow there
how does it feel to let them be free
theyre not going to stop now
youve let them have a taste of independence
does counting sheep help
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And I am well aware that I am rambling.
I have been doing that quite a bit as of late.
Perhaps it is a sign.
We are becoming proper twins.
I have counted sheep and mareep.
Neither work.
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just watch
youll be able to take up the whole couch in one easy stretch
what someone else wanted up on the cushion throne too damn bad
yours now
try running music through your head
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I am about 5'7" now, remember?
I like to think that I'm catching up to you.
At least a little.
Maybe I am not as fat as you, but still.
I haven't tried that yet.
Will now though.
Would you be willing to keep talking to me?
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i mean aside from those times you make poetry about things i dont like
but youre not doing that right now
yeah i know youre that tall and im five ten
youre catching up a bit
still got a ways to go before were on equal footing
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I was just hoping that wouldn't be the case.
Though it's a shame about the poetry.
I was just starting to feel very sesquipedalian and what better way to relieve that than with poetry.
Three inches.
I hope I can catch up.
If we're speaking honestly here.
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you just might
i mean look at how tall our parents are theyre like trees in a redwood forest
mom is taller than bro which i think kinda burned his butt a bit but who cares
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I like the idea of being a tower.
Leaning over you.
Using you as an armrest.
Hugging you would be an adventure too.
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whoa
i didnt say youd surpass me
just that wed be equals
thats a whole other story dont you think
we could fake being the other to confuse people
things like that
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Obviously you need to stop growing so I can catch up.
Just for a little while.
It would be glorious if we were the same height.
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who will get to their final height first
now obviously its going to be me
but maybe it will be you
well just have to see what happens
speaking of that
hows the trip been
good
bad
oh no baby overboard
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But you are likely right.
You'll hit yours first.
And I will keep growing.
And it's been...oh how should I put this?
Very, *very* good.
;)
Though god don't joke about that.
Do you know how many times we had to catch him?
I was ready to jump in the ocean after him I am not kidding.
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they have those things for babies right
glad its been going awesome
spare me the details
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I have one of those baby backpacks that he fits in pretty well.
Are you sure?
You don't want to hear about bathing with baby Stella?
Relaxing with Guile?
Impromptu dance sessions on the deck with John?
And...other on the fly decisions with him?
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im good on that front
so long as youre both ok and having a good time i dont need the details
things are pretty chill on this end too
i mean traveling with these guys is different than before
theyre actually all together and i know more
just need teen mom to see the whole group in action
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Dave, come on.
I'm really excited and happy and need to tell someone about this.
I thought you were going to let me gossip to you.
I'm glad to hear that though.
They aren't causing you any trouble or anything, right?
How is everyone?
I hope every day that Mom will show up soon.
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tell away
im hurt you think im the one causing trouble
no ive been pretty quiet and just watching them be them
i hang and i talk but cause trouble
nah
theyre all doing ok
its a little awkward at times but i think thats just their dynamic
we had our moments of that before we got here
even when we got here i guess
i dont know what dave one through four did
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Can't you tell when I am teasing you in kind?
[Shut up she totally knew that. Shut up, shut up, shut up.]
Remember a while ago when I mentioned that I may or may not have gotten a handful of John's penis?
And good!
It is integral that the eight of us all get along smashingly.
And really you were the only one I was worried about.
I don't know about you but I love mom and dad.
And Jake and Jane are pretty damn cute.
If you know what I mean. ;)
Kidding aside, I'm glad you're having a good time with them.
Even if you're being quiet and observing them like you would wild Pokemon.
I realize it's really interesting, Dave, but be careful.
You're playing with fire letting them get in touch with their inner Pokemon.
You don't want to know what one through four did.
Or I guess you don't want to know how immature he and I were.
Because I'm looking back on it now and a lot of the fights we got in were because I was being immature.
Mind you, he was being equally as immature.
But.
It's an embarrassing time.
One was the worst but that's when we were youngest so that's probably why.
I felt bad for the ones that followed and had to deal with me.
Moral of the Dave Saga is that we are the best twins around and I couldn't ask for a better brother.
And if you leave again I will drag your specific ass back and skin it.
And I will take my damn time in doing so.
It will be agonizing.
I will do it piece by little piece.
Just a square at a time of skin being cut off your sorry ass.
Just so we're clear.
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but if you leave ill drag you back
even if i have to find some legendary to do it
hey i dont see anything wrong with my inner pokemon
why not let them get in touch with theirs
wait whats your inner pokemon
or mine wait not mine is some form of a fire poke
not rapidash
dont bring up the cuteness of those two
i see your plan
and uh yeah i remember that talk about the iron giant
why
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And alright, deal.
You know, before I would have likely said something like Tentacruel.
Or Skitty.
Or something like that.
But I think after certain events here, I'm probably still Yamask deep down somewhere.
You?
Hmm...
I honestly think you would be a Rapidash.
It fits you very well.
But if you're really adverse to that, perhaps a Scyther.
Well, that was back at Mt. Moon.
Christmas Eve, John surprised me with a gift that lead into that happening again, only this time he actually asked me to.
In his own way, of course.
Which is also big, and we can talk about that too.
But that's not what I wanted to tell you.
So on the boat he...wanted to reciprocate.
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