moveslikestrider | [Video ---> Text]

[A kid with rad shades on adjusts the feed, and if you look closely you can see his left eyebrow is twitching a little.]

Okay, so. After that, [A pause as he looks off screen, away from the end of cycling road that stretches upwards behind him.] report.

[Twitching in that eyebrow just gets worse. It has nearly reached out of control levels. Dave mutters a few swear words and steps out of the frame after kicking the stand on his bike down so it stays in place. He appears a moment later.]

Anyway. Getting to the point of all this. First off, newcomers, yo. Yes this is a real place and if you got questions, just ask'em.

[He holds up a hand and a large Salamence with pointy shades lands quietly at his side.]

To anyone around longer than a week. There was a survey going round before about gathering up who has rolled through here and what worlds have the most representation. We were looking for patterns or something like that. Couldn't find the results, for those of you I talked to. I figure we might as well do another one.

I'll even forgo my red text and do this properly. Because it isn't a joke, it's a fact finding tour of the gear network.

[It switches to text from here.]

Name (obvious)
How many people are here from your universe? (if i need to explain this one shame on you dudes)
How many people have BEEN here from your universe?(as in what people are no longer here and how many times)
What's your universe even like? (what was the most common what themes etc)
How long have you been here? (someone remind me if i forgot anything from the last one)

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im going to sample and watch
cooking is something im still learning beyond do this to make some rad nachos
shit now i want nachos
or doritos
holy shit maybe both

nachos made with doritos?

exactly
it would be the best thing ever
doricho

i dont think you can avoid entering that in the food contest thing
it would be a sin against all things food

i dunno do i want to share this gift
i need to test it first
see if it lives up to its glorious name

i'll get the barf bags and antacids ready.

youre just jelly i thought of it first

oh most def.
super jelly. better get some bread to stick on either side of me.
no peanut butter though, you're just going to have to deal with a jelly sandwich.
because that's totally what i am right now.

i like just jelly sandwiches
and arent we sorta born of slime anyway
so technically eating jelly is cannibalism
are you a cannibal john

are you a grape, dave?
i think we might be safe on jelly.

now im thinking about ectoslime sanwiches
thank you guys

i think we know people who would actually eat those too

you're welcome.

hey, idk about you but i will try anything once. ｡◕‿◕｡

Edited 2013-08-23 21:16 (UTC)

what is that
are those shining eyes
its so cute!
but why

i think they are supposed to be shining eyes, yes.
i was going for the "cute yet slightly unnerving at the same time" look.
since we're talking about slime cannibals.
so that's why.
or did you mean why would i try anything once?
because that's a no-brainer: how do you know if you won't like something if you don't even try it!!

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ew why would they??
damn it why did i go there

gamzee ate sopor
im pretty sure ectoslime is the next step up??

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yes
yes you do
if only to prove john wrong :p

proving john wrong is my favorite pasttime
consider it done

you really need a new hobby, man.
maybe one that you don't completely suck at. :P

does this mean you two are having a food festival culinary show down

see now that would be what we call a beatdown, not a showdown.
and that wouldn't be fair to poor dave.

not even gonna lie
yeah lets not have a beatdown with food
though fyi you challenge me to music and youll lose
so fair is fair

oh no you didn't.
(aradia, hold my earrings.)

rapping, sure.
when it comes to dropping rhymes, you handily serve me my own ass on a silver platter, tenfold.
but piano to turntables is hardly a fair comparison, come on now!
i would say that's an even match there.

maybe maybe
we havent done a turntable and piano jam yet
are you saying thats what you want to do
because i go my gear ready if you do
seeing as we got you a keyboard you better be ready to go

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text; obviously i should have been stalking this thread more closely.

text; damn right you should

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text; and justice is served

text; it keeps hapening. slime cannibals.

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