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[003 - Video] Fourth Wall, baby.

[Guess what got returned to one Dave Strider? It wasn't snacks that's for sure. He's back in his Godtier red and loving it. Though how he managed to end up on Lady B's back and why she's fine with it. He has no idea.

He's a knight and he's on a damn horse.]

Ok. Who did what. I have to know. There's no way this isn't the product of someone's twisted mind. Or maybe I'm dreaming in which case, fucking bravo this is the best and weirdest dream I've ever had.

[Clippity clop, goes his Rapiddash as he leans forward to talk to her.]

If you find me a spot to slip off I'll do it. My fat ass is probably not what you wanted to cart around. I got my shit back so I can time warp all over.

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[Dave glances around, and he shrugs after a moment.]

Could be worse. Could've been stuck on the meteor again with Karkat reading aloud troll porn for a bedtime story.

LOMBRE! [Don't mind Lombre just dancing by behind the pokemon trainer Dave. Sambaing his heart out.]

Yeah, that isn't even good porn. It's confusing clusterfuck porn.

[He gives the Lombre a slight eyebrow raise before deciding to ignore it for now.]

It's even worse when he tries to give them different voices. You'd think he was reading an epic tale instead of a shitty romance. Thank everything in the universe that none of that bullshit came with him when he got to Wonderland.

I'd rather sit with Rose and Kan and go back to reading actual epic tales. Or ignoring all of it and drinking bad coffee. Though, he's pretty much chilled out here. As much as he ever could mellow out.

[He slides off Lady B's back and gives her a pat on the neck. Good girl, best pokemon.] Wait. Wonderland?

Lucky bastard. I've had no such luck when it comes to gettin' a "mellow" Karkat.

[He nods.] That would've been where I was before suddenly appearin' in Pokeworld. The fact that time actually works properly here compared to Wonderland is a fuckin' miracle.

Normally it doesn't. We're usually just joe blows, trolls turned human, and even big lizards named Bowser reduced to normal. [He lets out the rest of his pokemon and Nakadile looks between them before a stream of 'nak nak nak nak nak' starts.]

That though, is John's fault. He taught him to Nak then gave him to me.

Least you're not stuck in physical limbo. I've been stuck as a 14-year-old for almost two years now.

[Okay, the Nakadile deserves a stare.]

Why am I not surprised in the slightest? I'm starting to think that maybe I shouldn't have given the John in Wonderland a parakeet if this shit's gonna start being a thing.

Seriously? That's rough. I've been growing like a weed. Rising and rising and my feet stick over the edge of the bed now. You know how annoying that is? So you're kinda not missing much. Just stupid growing pains and doorways suddenly not being so friendly to you. In fact they really want to slap the shit out of you.

[Nakadile stares at the new Dave, then walks right over to his trainer. 'Nak'.] He's cool, it's just me. 'Nak nak'.

See the thing is once he throws that first pranking volley, it's our sworn duty to return fire. With gusto.

So far, that's John's problem.

[Pfffft.] Not sure he believes you.

Pretty much. I'm gonna guess and say that you've already got your retaliation in the works?

John's shorter than me. And yeah, I'm not sure he believes me either. [Seppucrow perches on his shoulder as he smirks like a cheshire cat.]

Course I do. That's gonna be a thing whether he likes it or not. I just have to port around and find it.

Shit, Wonderland must be fuckin' around with our heights 'cause he's definitely taller than me.

Oh, yeah? Care to fill me in?

Probably. Another way to see how fast we lose our minds.

I know a very 'huggy' pokemon I can train to be a face hugger.

If it's not Sburb, it's other places fuckin' around.

Now that I'd pay to see everyday.

Of course, because we can't have any peace. That's just crazy talk between two old dudes in an asylum. What is the quiet life? Not for brash adventurous kids like us.

I'm going to record the first reaction of the face hugger action. Replay that shit until it's seared into my brain. He's coming for you bro, look at all his fuzz glory of loving up on your mug. Totally not lethal so remember to breathe when he's doing getting busy.

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[003 - Video] Fourth Wall, baby.

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