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moveslikestrider) wrote2030-12-24 03:20 pm
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Dave: Get your damn gear.
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moveslikestrider) wrote2030-12-24 03:20 pm
May 28, 2013; 1 am. 6/6
Two, I'm homeschooled, so I wouldn't even have the chance to join a fraternity nor interact with one.
Three.
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What's wrong with my emote? ʘ‿ʘ✿
I think it is wonderful. Positively adorable. ◡‿◡✿
Four, I touched a penis.
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forever
two wait what
you and john
but i thought you already you know
doing things
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If you don't give me a reason to open them, I will wait.
What?
And you thought we were what?
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You mean to tell me you thought we were...
That I'd already...
And that he and I...
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what am i supposed to think??
May 28, 2013; 1 am.
Groping doesn't always mean that the people involved are doing
well
things!
All I did was touch his ass!
May 28, 2013; 1 am.
ok
i dont know how this stuff works when its actually going right
in case you didnt notice i sort of failed this class with flying burning colors
so yeah anyway
May 28, 2013; 1 am.
Dave.
You're a teenager and there was no class on romance to take.
You haven't failed anything.
And anyway.
...anyway?
Well...yeah anyway I did.
That thing yeah.
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happy for you two
i mean big step right
so how embarrassed is john right now
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And uh...
Welllll....
He doesn't...know?
May 28, 2013; 1 am.
you touched it
his excalibur
his holy wand
his joy stick
i could go on
May 28, 2013; 1 am.
Wizard or magic wand if you must.
But not holy.
And well...
I may have touched his baloney pony while he was...ah...
Unaware.
May 28, 2013; 1 am.
we all sit back and pray at least once a sunday
some men weep at the beauty of the holy verses
others just sigh
depends on the guy but we all call it sacred
and you touched this mighty light while thor wasnt aware you were stroking the handle
May 28, 2013; 1 am.
You may continue doing that.
I just hope you realize that Eridan likely also calls his his "holy wand".
Considering he actually fights with a holy wand.
And yes.
I did.
May 28, 2013; 1 am.
dont tell me that
oh god now i cant stop seeing it
i need bleach
or some other chemical capable of searing that out of my head
also why
May 28, 2013; 1 am.
I told you, dog.
And good luck.
And...
Because?
May 28, 2013; 1 am.
you missed a chance for show and tell
and stop telling me about wands oh my god
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How thick in hand it was as I gently stroked it, how he whimpered and worried at his lip as I did this, all of those wonderful details?
I had no idea you were that into his dick.
And sorry but wands are sort of my thing, remember?
May 28, 2013; 1 am.
no
stop
no details
i keep telling you im not into dicks
dont even bring my dreams into this either
May 28, 2013; 1 am.
You don't want to hear about how it fit perfectly into the palm of my hand?
How natural it felt to grip his hammer firmly but gentle at the same time?
How positively adorable it is that he hasn't grown any hair down there yet at all?
May 28, 2013; 1 am.
i mean it
stop
its against the bro code to hear about each others dicks ok
bro code
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Did you know he's hung like a horse?
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its one of those things i just dont do
especially my bros
stop
May 28, 2013; 1 am.
"John, my handsome stud muffin, he did not go *looking* to see how hung you are."
That will clear everything up.
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