no one can control him but youre the new shiny on the block attract his attention like some bird of paradise flap around and dance in the trees like hey dude look over here hey hey hey that isnt love its torture of the polyfil kind
Not that I know of, no. I'm not sure how he managed it, but then he's Bro. Dad's always got some way to get us. You should know that better than anyone. And I mean honestly with all the different types of Pokemon at his disposal to help him accomplish the impossible??
Well I've been...writing a book. A non-tentacle, no magic porn book. And I...might be interested in getting some opinions on what I have so far. If you would be interested in reading it.
Hey, if you're more interested in the porn I have a lovely story about two boys named Jean and Dale. I'm sure you'd find Dale and his stoic, sunglasses wearing attitude to be enthralling. ;) Cool, thank you. I'll pass you the notebook then.
wow punch a guy right in the gut obviously im cool in every world and youre just in denial about it and john oops i mean jean is just jean hes just uniquely him no matter what anyone else says
No, it's not denial on my part. It's denial on your part. And Jean is the lovable scamp prankster who manages to woo Dale with his naive ways and sweet gestures. And sometimes Dale wonders why he ever dated a prankster because seriously the shaving cream trick is getting old. But Jean always manages to remind him. Usually through great sex.
Oh come on Dave. Do you really think I would write porn about you two? For one; he's my fiance and my fiance alone. And for two; you're my brother. Isn't it like...taboo or something to fantasize about your penis? I'm pretty sure it is. I'm fairly certain there are a lot of things wrong with "I bet my brother is at least 7 or 8 inches long. Yeah. Not as wide as John is, but longer at least. And he's definitely the bottom in that relationship. He tries to top, but let's be honest he would love to have John use his penis on him."
... Of course, now a question rises to the surface. If you really believe I've been so serious, does this mean you want me to fantasize about you and John? Because I have written stories about some of my friends before. I would hate to leave you feeling left out if you actually want a few stories about you and him. ;)
You would so be the bottom! It's not even about if you would or wouldn't like a dick in you. Everything about your character and demeanor when compared to John's screams "Take me now, Mr. Egbert!" John isn't innocent enough to bottom for you two. I mean sure at first you would likely top, but you'd come to love the feeling of him on top of you. Asking you if he's doing alright, worrying at his lower lip with his teeth as he watches you for reactions, not wanting to mess up. It's a classic pairing, Dave.
I haven't written about Dirk yet, but that doesn't mean that I won't. He was quite the charmer after all.
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One, why would I deprive you of his love?
Two, you really think I can control him?
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no one can control him
but youre the new shiny on the block attract his attention like some bird of paradise
flap around and dance in the trees like hey dude look over here hey hey hey
that isnt love its torture of the polyfil kind
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It's love in it's purest form.
And I can try, but I make no promises.
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all of it
so seriously why are you in a pile of push
is bro seriously around
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I'm not sure how he managed it, but then he's Bro.
Dad's always got some way to get us.
You should know that better than anyone.
And I mean honestly with all the different types of Pokemon at his disposal to help him accomplish the impossible??
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i hadnt thought of lil cal the shuppet in a while
now i cant get it out of my head
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...say. I might be able to get that image out of your head, if you're interested in doing me a favor.
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A non-tentacle, no magic porn book.
And I...might be interested in getting some opinions on what I have so far.
If you would be interested in reading it.
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are you sick
are you dying
yeah sure ill read it
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I'm sure you'd find Dale and his stoic, sunglasses wearing attitude to be enthralling. ;)
Cool, thank you.
I'll pass you the notebook then.
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youre not seriously writing porn of me and john are you
this is revenge for drinking from the carton last week isnt it
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But hey, I didn't say it was about someone named Dave and John, now did I?
August 10th; Text;dw is a jerk to you
dale being a stoic master of cool and shades
how is that not obvious
i bet hes tall and blond too
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You think Dale is supposed to be you?
LMAO.
Dave how does that sound like you at all?
I mean in what world are you cool?
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obviously im cool in every world and youre just in denial about it
and john oops i mean jean is just jean
hes just uniquely him no matter what anyone else says
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It's denial on your part.
And Jean is the lovable scamp prankster who manages to woo Dale with his naive ways and sweet gestures.
And sometimes Dale wonders why he ever dated a prankster because seriously the shaving cream trick is getting old.
But Jean always manages to remind him.
Usually through great sex.
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Do you really think I would write porn about you two?
For one; he's my fiance and my fiance alone.
And for two; you're my brother.
Isn't it like...taboo or something to fantasize about your penis?
I'm pretty sure it is.
I'm fairly certain there are a lot of things wrong with "I bet my brother is at least 7 or 8 inches long.
Yeah.
Not as wide as John is, but longer at least.
And he's definitely the bottom in that relationship.
He tries to top, but let's be honest he would love to have John use his penis on him."
...
Of course, now a question rises to the surface.
If you really believe I've been so serious, does this mean you want me to fantasize about you and John?
Because I have written stories about some of my friends before.
I would hate to leave you feeling left out if you actually want a few stories about you and him. ;)
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for one i would not be the bottom holy shit you got that way wrong
i would not be the one with a dick up in me
nope
nadda
and no???
i dont want any stories going on about me and oh my god does this mean you wrote about dirk while he was HERE??
wait
wait what the fuck how do you know im
i
im locking the bathroom door from now on
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It's not even about if you would or wouldn't like a dick in you.
Everything about your character and demeanor when compared to John's screams "Take me now, Mr. Egbert!"
John isn't innocent enough to bottom for you two.
I mean sure at first you would likely top, but you'd come to love the feeling of him on top of you.
Asking you if he's doing alright, worrying at his lower lip with his teeth as he watches you for reactions, not wanting to mess up.
It's a classic pairing, Dave.
I haven't written about Dirk yet, but that doesn't mean that I won't.
He was quite the charmer after all.
So is it 7 or 8?
;)
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what
no
stop
no??
the whole top vs bottom thing is a trope and thats not actually how people wo
no??
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Alright then, who do you think would top?
John or I?
No what?
So is it a nine instead?
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Answer the question Dave.
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