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what other things

Just things!

dont just hang that out the window and expect me not to ask about it
come on you came to me to talk so spill

I have no idea what you are talking about.
I am completely innocent.
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See?

Okay, okay.
Well...
Have you ever compared penis sizes with him?
That's a thing boys do, right?

[What. Did she really just.]

[Yes, yes she did. Why on earth would he suggest that to John. There's no way in hell he'd go 'psst let's see whose bigger' then whip it out.]

[To even get an accurate guess they'd both need to have their masts at full and that is-]

Edited 2013-05-31 07:38 (UTC)

[Why is he thinking about it?? It's like now the battle of the meat whistles is in his head.]

only really really drunk frat boys do that
i thought you knew everything
how did you skip that shiny example of our education system
the answer is no
nadda
zilch
my popsicle never left the wrapper and has never been that close to johns
whatever it is
thats all your business
and what is with that emote
thats like the opposite of innocent

Edited 2013-05-31 07:19 (UTC)

Okay one, Dave, I am not a boy, nor have I ever been drunk, nor have I ever been part of a frat.
Two, I'm homeschooled, so I wouldn't even have the chance to join a fraternity nor interact with one.
Three.
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What's wrong with my emote? ʘ‿ʘ✿
I think it is wonderful. Positively adorable. ◡‿◡✿
Four, I touched a penis.

one keep the eyes closed on the emote
forever
two wait what
you and john
but i thought you already you know
doing things

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If you don't give me a reason to open them, I will wait.
What?
And you thought we were what?

doing things

You...
You mean to tell me you thought we were...
That I'd already...
And that he and I...

you straddled that mountain and got yourself a shameless feel
what am i supposed to think??

It was just a grope!
Groping doesn't always mean that the people involved are doing

well

things!

All I did was touch his ass!

youve been together for a long time
ok
i dont know how this stuff works when its actually going right
in case you didnt notice i sort of failed this class with flying burning colors
so yeah anyway

...
Dave.
You're a teenager and there was no class on romance to take.
You haven't failed anything.
And anyway.
...anyway?
Well...yeah anyway I did.
That thing yeah.

[Fuck. He let that slip out. Welp, let's ignore he even made that error.]

happy for you two
i mean big step right
so how embarrassed is john right now

Dave you should know that you can't change the subject that easily.
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And uh...
Welllll....
He doesn't...know?

how could he not know
you touched it
his excalibur
his holy wand
his joy stick
i could go on

Please dear god don't call it a holy wand.
Wizard or magic wand if you must.
But not holy.
And well...
I may have touched his baloney pony while he was...ah...
Unaware.

have you not heard we consider our meat sticks blessed
we all sit back and pray at least once a sunday
some men weep at the beauty of the holy verses
others just sigh
depends on the guy but we all call it sacred
and you touched this mighty light while thor wasnt aware you were stroking the handle

Oh that's fine.
You may continue doing that.
I just hope you realize that Eridan likely also calls his his "holy wand".
Considering he actually fights with a holy wand.
And yes.
I did.

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