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youre totally sure of this
i mean like you said its hard to tell

I've held a few conversations with him.
I'm positive.

ugh
what is with all these people being traps??
and naturally you knew didnt you
you knew i looked

I had no idea, actually.
But thank you for letting me know.
That little gem is going to be tucked gently away into my notebook on your psyche.
<3

oh my god
i handed you that on a silver platter and youre feasting on the sacrifice served up by some idiot tool who walked right into your palor thinking it was safe
so anyway what about this guy
and why would i tell john anything about this convo its sib business
in other words yeah im not telling a soul
just
dont tell anyone i checked out the brunette

Yes you did.
And I won't tell a soul, no worries.
It's sib business.
But yes, about this guy.
He told me he saw your and John's post.
The one about the dresses?
And wanted to compliment you on your figure.

i
what
seriously

Seriously!
He liked both of you, but wanted to give you some suggestions for dresses for the next time you decided to hit the runway.
He also suggested I pierce my lip.

im not hearing this
im not hearing this

You're right, you're not!
You're reading it.
:)

oh my god shut up
stop

...what's wrong?

just
urgh
im not sure why you want me keeping this from john when its just dress tips you could relentlessly tease him with

You say that as if I wasn't already planning to.
But I just needed your promise not to tell him in case...other...
Things.
Came up later in this conversation.

what other things

Just things!

dont just hang that out the window and expect me not to ask about it
come on you came to me to talk so spill

I have no idea what you are talking about.
I am completely innocent.
◡‿◡✿
See?

Okay, okay.
Well...
Have you ever compared penis sizes with him?
That's a thing boys do, right?

[What. Did she really just.]

[Yes, yes she did. Why on earth would he suggest that to John. There's no way in hell he'd go 'psst let's see whose bigger' then whip it out.]

[To even get an accurate guess they'd both need to have their masts at full and that is-]

Edited 2013-05-31 07:38 (UTC)

[Why is he thinking about it?? It's like now the battle of the meat whistles is in his head.]

only really really drunk frat boys do that
i thought you knew everything
how did you skip that shiny example of our education system
the answer is no
nadda
zilch
my popsicle never left the wrapper and has never been that close to johns
whatever it is
thats all your business
and what is with that emote
thats like the opposite of innocent

Edited 2013-05-31 07:19 (UTC)

Okay one, Dave, I am not a boy, nor have I ever been drunk, nor have I ever been part of a frat.
Two, I'm homeschooled, so I wouldn't even have the chance to join a fraternity nor interact with one.
Three.
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What's wrong with my emote? ʘ‿ʘ✿
I think it is wonderful. Positively adorable. ◡‿◡✿
Four, I touched a penis.

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